Imran Zakhaev

Imran Zakhaev is a one of the four whorsemen of Russia. He was the fucker who wanted to do some shit that involved war. He wanted to start a war because he got the mcdonalds girls toy when he was 12.

History
Zakhaev was born in 1950 in a bathroom in a burger king restaurant. He was 3 months prematurely and his mom just left him there in the toilet bowl.

He started his life as a condom dealer selling fake condoms. After 6 years of this, the police found out, and sent the FSB after him. Zakhaev escaped in those little tikes red cars, and went into hiding in the shitbag mountains in Ukraine. He had a son called Victor Zakhaev, who he had when he went to the Jizz Whizz Cloning facility. He had to clone him a son because he has a chode, so he cannot make it with any girls.

12 years later, he came out of hiding and made an army of conterfeit condom traders. The government found out again, and so they sent the SAS to invade his base. Two men called MacMilllan and Price invaded the base. Price shot Zakhaev in the balls and his left arm, he was left handed too which means that he had to learn to masturbate with his right hand..

He recovered and 15 years later, he became leader of the Ultrafuckeralists. He had a fuck-buddy called Khlaed Al Arse Ad., and got him to help him in the Russian Civil War.

Present
The SAS surrounded his son, Victor Zakhaev, and he proceeded to kill himself. He got very pissed off, and was going to send some ICUP missiles to eight major US cities. They were disarmed however.

He blew up the bridge crucial to the SAS's escape, and nearly killed them. He killed Griggs, and Gaz. However, he was shot in the head by Soap's DVD gun (Have a guess what DVD stands for. Go on.) and was killed. He also was revived by infinity ward and appeard in Call of Duty: Ghost. He was even uglyier than before somehow and he got his left arm back but it was made out of fried chicken.

Trivia

 * He somehow has an airport named after him, the Zakhaev Intl., the founder was possibly an untrafuckteralist who had a crush on Imran
 * He has a chode.
 * He had to take his mom to this high-school prom because no other girl would stay within 15 feet of him