Captain Price



This guy is AWESOME!! He is first seen on the first level of Call of Duty 4 and is last seen on the last level of Modern Warfare 3 but he is heard on a commercial break about Call of Duty: Black Ops. He has an shitty arsehole that has become very rashy, which irritates price.

History
He was born on June 9, 1918 when awsomeness and pwnage were mixed together forming Cpt. Price. After the mixing he was on sale at Wal-Mart for only $5.99 (the price of a shitty I-touch App) and was brought by Infinity Ward (Fags who made the F.A.G.S. video). After a few months of training he was drafted into Call of Duty 4 in which there was a firm belief that he had died.

On Modern Warfare 2 the Russians locked him up in a stripper camp so they could watch live porn of Price while they decide which way to nuke China. He was later rescued by a bar of soap that slid down a drainage pipe ( yep they were that bad ). Later in the game he killed a fucktard spazer that was just plain retarded. He has the coolest moustache ever. He was also known to have sloppy brutal messy 69 with Soap, his lover, which is why he was so angry when that russian legend killed the man.

He can also live from WW2 to "2015!!

Family
He has a grandad known as fuck you he looks like a fucking asperger in modern warfare, thanks to the actor from motion capture, tiny tight eyes which make him look retarded.

YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well,actually the 5'th Whorseman is his Grandad.

Quotes
"What the hell kind of name is Soap huh?"

Cpt Price upon seeing Soap

"Nothing Why didn't your mom have a soap opera?"

Soap's reply to above

"Watta say about my mama? Your mama so fat she shifted earth's axis everytime she BREATHES."

Cpt price's comeback

"Yo mama so ugly that King Kong thought he was looking at his diabetes"

Soaps reply

"Man yo mama so nasty that when she has diahrea NASA thought it was astroids!Yo Mama so thick she climbed over GLASS WALL to see what on other side SUCKA!!Yo mama,she SSOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 thick,she look at bottle of orange juice for 4 WEEKS 'cause it said 'Concentrate' BEE-ACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cpt Price's awsome comebacks

"Jeez yo mama so fa-" *gunshot*

Soap replying but got owned and t-bagged by Price {C "Soap Mactavish do that!"

'Cpt Price to Soap'